Apple
What's worst than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!
Jokes!
I was told to add a joke section to this cite, so I shall.
Jokes!I was told to add a joke section to this cite, so I shall.
What's worst than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!
After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Watson awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
Holmes replied, "I see millions of stars.".
"What does that tell you?
Sherlock says:
"Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
"Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo."
"Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three."
"Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and we are small and insignificant."
"Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What does it tell you, Watson?"
Watson was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Holmes, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
Two fish are in a tank
One of them looks at the other and says - do you know how to drive this thing?
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam
What do you call a fish with no i's?
Fsh
What's your favorite part about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!
How do you tell the gender of an Ant?
If it sinks, it's a girl ant.
If it rises, it's a b(u)oy-ant!.