EC's Joke
I worked at a horse barn
It was a stable job, but I had to deal with a lot of shit
Jokes!
I was told to add a joke section to this site, so I shall.
Jokes!I was told to add a joke section to this site, so I shall.
I worked at a horse barn
It was a stable job, but I had to deal with a lot of shit
Why are french people so hardcore?
They eat pain and poisson
Banjo players spend half their time tuning their banjo,
and the other half playing out of tune
What's the difference between a banjo and an accordion?
An accordion only sucks half the time
How do you tell the gender of an Ant?
If it sinks, it's a girl ant.
If it rises, it's a b(u)oy-ant!.
Two fish are in a tank
One of them looks at the other and says - do you know how to drive this thing?
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam
What's your favorite part about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!
What's worst than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!
After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Watson awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
Holmes replied, "I see millions of stars.".
"What does that tell you?
Sherlock says:
"Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
"Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo."
"Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three."
"Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and we are small and insignificant."
"Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What does it tell you, Watson?"
Watson was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Holmes, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"